February 2012
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Live every day like it's Leap Day; live every Leap...
I’mma get Leap Day wasted tonight.
Feb 29th
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Feb 29th
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Goddamn this season of 30 Rock is incredible.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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I'm glad I read this before consuming an entire...
An acute overdose of ginger is usually in excess of about 2 grams of ginger per kilogram of body mass,[35] dependent on level of ginger tolerance, and can result in a state of central nervous system over-stimulation called ginger intoxication or colloquially the “ginger gitters”.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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A Monday Night Haiku
Like a pregnant bitch, I just candied some pecans Because I craved them.
Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 28th
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Feb 26th
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yallarebrutalizingme: I dream of a world where people are not judged by the color of their skin, but rather how Raven they are or aren’t.
Feb 26th
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Feb 26th
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spacefunk replied to your post: spacefunk replied to your post: JOKES AND JOKES… You were always a bad influence and then you corrupted me is how it works, darlin’. Yea, but it was never official before!
Feb 26th
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spacefunk replied to your post: JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES! Hey look, me. Yea, I’m officially a bad influence now, thanks to you?
Feb 26th
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JOKES AND JOKES AND JOKES!
Feb 26th
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I just had a dream that I wore my gnarly pajamas to an interview and almost had a panic attack. Growing up is the lamest.
Feb 24th
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Feb 23rd
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Feb 22nd
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I just googled how to beat level 3-15 in angry birds. Is this what rock bottom feels like?
Feb 21st
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Feb 19th
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Feb 19th
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A comprehensive list of tape cassettes that should...
The Presidents of the United States of America Queen’s Greatest Hits
Feb 19th
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Feb 18th
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Feb 18th
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Anonymous asked: soo I sent you a valentine's day e-card but it says you still didn't view it.. type in tumblrlinks[dót]cóm/?attention-deficit-dinosaur then sign up and then check your ''attention-deficit-dinosaur'' inbox
Feb 18th
Feb 18th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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nedzissou replied to your post: nedzissou replied to your post: nedzissou replied… #blastoiceisnomatchformyriachuofdoom #yourraichuofdoomisnomatchformy[insertanygroundtypepokemonbutusuallynidoqueen]
Feb 17th
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nedzissou replied to your post: nedzissou replied to your post: nedzissou replied… I just about always go with the fire starter. #classymotherfucker You team sounds legit. Are you in Joto or Kanto? I’m in Kanto, I just fucked up Sabrina’s psychic shiiiiiit Also,I really just love sudowoodo because it’s a japaneseafied pun on pseudo-wood because it’s THE FAKE TREE...
Feb 17th
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nedzissou replied to your post: nedzissou replied to your post: Here’s the… Whats your team? Its all about Houndoom and Ampharos! Okay, right now I have: Sudowoodo Typhlosion Ampharos Gyarados Quagsire Hypno And I’m kicking some serious patoot. I also have literally NEVER started with a fire pokemon before, so I feel like WHOA i’m TOTALLY GROWING UP
Feb 17th
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nedzissou replied to your post: Here’s the important question for a drunk bitty in arrested development: POKEMON SILVER IS THE GREATEST POKEMON EVER! YEA excpet there are SO MUANY FUCKING BADGES! it’s taking foreverrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr but my team is excellent also the red gyarados is the sexiest beast
Feb 17th
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Here's the important question for a drunk bitty in...
Do I want to fall asleep reading Calvin & Hobbes or playing Pokemon Silver? LIFE IS LITERALLY IMPOSSIBLE
Feb 17th
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nedzissou replied to your post: I’m drunk! let’s talk some shiiiiiiiiiiiiit MARTINI POWER HOUR! NO! I drank so many ciders and so many quarter draughts and a 22 of bud light and now it’s quesadilla in bed time because nothing says circadian rhythm realignment like a mouth full of sriracha. maybe martinis tomorrow though because i am going to a CALVIN BALL...
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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I'm drunk! let's talk some shiiiiiiiiiiiiit
Feb 17th
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Q: How many bottles of Woodchuck Hard Cider am I...
A: All of them.
Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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Feb 17th
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illam Terra parens ira inritata deorum extremam, ut perhibent, Coeo Enceladoque sororem progenuit pedibus celerem et pernicibus alis,               monstrum horrendum, ingens, cui quot sunt corpore plumae, tot uigiles oculi subter (mirabile dictu), tot linguae, totidem ora sonant, tot subrigit auris. nocte uolat caeli medio terraeque per umbram stridens, nec dulci declinat lumina somno;          ...
Feb 16th
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Also, if I were to become a bad-ass biker babe I would absolutely get a tattoo that said ‘Pedicabo ego vos et irrumabo’ because that is hardcore and nerdy as fuck.
Feb 16th
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spacefunk replied to your post: I just found my new favorite wikipedia page! en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Ca… I will sodomize and skull fuck you -Catullus This is why I studied Latin for 4 years.
Feb 16th
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I just found my new favorite wikipedia page!
http://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Latin_profanity
Feb 16th
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spacefunk asked: Poehler threesome?
Feb 16th
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